“二战”时(shí )期,盟军要实(🥇)施(shī )安奇奥(ào )登(🍩)陆(🔼)计划,迫(pò )(😘)于对一门(mén )叫安奇奥(🍥)大(dà )(🎺)炮的(de )超级武器的忌(🌰)惮,要(🏴)派两个精锐特(tè )工去摧毁这(🎲)门(mén )(🎏)大炮(🌗),结(jié )果两个(gè )傻逼(⚫)被派了去(👑),最(zuì )后(hòu )经过一连串(chuàn )搞(🙍)笑(💆)事件(jiàn ),阴差(chà )阳(yáng )错的最后完成了(🎫)任务(wù )。 片段一(yī ):德国人(rén )在北非布置了一个(⏺)陷阱,准备了(le )一(🥁)幅假的防(🛑)御(⏯)工事地图让这(🦗)二个士(🌊)兵带回去。他们却阴差阳错的拿(🤸)走了(le )真的地图(tú ),最(zuì )终赢(yíng )得(🈴)了(🍄)战役。 片段二:他们化装(👺)成(chéng )(⛳)管道工潜入德军在意大(dà )利(lì )的司令部,给(gěi )他们卫生(shēng )间的(🥊)管(guǎn )道修(xiū )得乱(🚗)七八(bā )糟,把将军淋(🌹)了(⛏)个落汤鸡(🤷)。将军去换(huàn )衣服,拉开抽屉(tì )(🏒)发(fā )现一套新(🈺)的军服,于是洗头洗脸准(📸)备换上(shàng )新(♌)军服的时候闭着眼把脸盆(pén )里的脏(zāng )水倒进抽屉(💣)里了((🌸)柜子(zǐ )旁边(🚽)有一个废(fèi )水(shuǐ )桶)。那(📤)个将(jiāng )军是最主(🛃)要的(👩)一(🧘)个(💅)配角,很有意思。到影(yǐng )片结束(shù )前1分(fèn )钟,都没有(yǒu )一句台词(🔍)。最后说了一句“谢(xiè )谢”。 (✒)片段三(sān ):德军有一(🎞)门超级大炮(pào )俯(🔍)视着联军(jun1 )将要(🌒)登陆的海(hǎi )滩(tān )。这二(🕌)个士兵(😼)居然化装成希特(🍏)勒和随从,去(qù )视察大炮(😙),把(bǎ )大炮炸(⛱)掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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